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I FOUND ONE IM SO HAPPY AND ITS ON A DIET COKE

I FOUND ONE IM SO HAPPY AND ITS ON A DIET COKE

Posted
20 hours ago

it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live

(Source: sulietsexual, via stormb0rns)

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Posted
22 hours ago
turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?


WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

(Source: 4gifs, via orgasmic-humor)

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Posted
22 hours ago

songofages:

liamdryden:

the-final-companion:

doctorandroseinatardis:

cooltennant:

this scene was wild from start to finish

One of my favorites moments ever!

In the worst episode of all time.

didn’t this one have a blow job joke at the end though?

(via highepic)

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Posted
22 hours ago

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

(via 50shadesofidontgiveafuq)

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Posted
22 hours ago

reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “Knock-knock.”
4yo: “Who’s there?”
3yo: “Knock-knock.”
4yo: “Who’s there?”
3yo: “….”
4yo: “Who’s there?”
3yo: “….”
4yo: “WHO’S THERE?!?!”
3yo: “Banana peel.”

(via julianne-drews)

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Posted
22 hours ago
This was the most delicious thing ever.

This was the most delicious thing ever.

Posted
22 hours ago
YEAAAAAAAAH (at Mellow Mushroom Asheville)

YEAAAAAAAAH (at Mellow Mushroom Asheville)

Posted
1 day ago
Look at this sweet baby.

Look at this sweet baby.

Posted
1 day ago
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAH

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAH

Posted
1 day ago
They’re the most rotten.

They’re the most rotten.

Posted
1 day ago

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

(via -hewastheirfriend)

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Posted
1 day ago

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

(via sassyhiddles)

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1 day ago
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