I had a dream last night I went to the bar in NYC and was just drinking with some of my “friends” aka the only one I knew was Sam I have no idea who these other people were. Anyway, suddenly Paramore, Tom Hiddleston, Billysnipe Clusterfuck, and Mumford and Sons showed up. They sat down beside us and we proceeded to get drunk with them. At one point the drummer from Paramore fell in the floor and started like, twitching so Tom Hiddleston gave him CPR and turns out he was just faking to get him to give him CPR. I was full on making out with Bicycle Quesodip at this point and my friend Sam was passed out on the floor and TH basically carried her out then the lead singer of Mumford started making out with Haley Williams while their band mates cheered them on and I have nevER HAD SUCH A WEARD DREAM BEFORE IN MY LIFE IT ALMOST BEATS MY MARSHMALLOW ONE.
If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.