My name is Olivia Kay Porter. I'm 21 years old. I'm a bad person. I like superheros, attractive people, and food. In other words, I'm five years old. My blog is a cluster fuck of random shit. "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -
Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
UNTIL A CHILD CAN MAKE THE DECISION FOR THEMSELVES, AND THEYRE FUCKING WELCOME TO IT, THEY ARE WHATEVER GENDER THEIR GENITALIA CLASSIFIES THEM AS.
ITS A GODDAMNED BABY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
IT DOESNT FUCKING KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS
ALL IT KNOWS IS THAT WHEN IT GETS PRESSURE IN ITS LOWER STOMACH IT FEELS BETTER AFTER LIQUID COMES OUT OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THAT IS.
OKAY NOW FUCKING STOP PLEASE.
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem