My name is Olivia Kay Porter. I'm 21 years old. I'm a bad person. I like superheros, attractive people, and food. In other words, I'm five years old. My blog is a cluster fuck of random shit. "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via hiddlessiren)

Notes
475831
Posted
50 minutes ago

Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles…

(Source: siriusblaack, via whovian-dream)

Notes
7936
Posted
1 hour ago

toewscrosby:

please watch this cinematic masterpiece

(via -hewastheirfriend)

Notes
23818
Posted
1 hour ago

If looks could kill.

(Source: alphalewolf, via teamhawkeye)

Notes
8741
Posted
2 hours ago

"Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I’m here to pick up a fossil."

"That’s hilarious."

(Source: romannova, via -hewastheirfriend)

Notes
145
Posted
2 hours ago

zamezuka:

fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

image

(Source: enobariac, via officialyofficial)

Notes
200003
Posted
4 hours ago

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via bastille)

Notes
521711
Posted
8 hours ago

Touch Me I’m Going To Scream - My Morning Jacket

(Source: strawberryfieldsforever3)

Notes
43
Posted
20 hours ago
WVU lost, I’m still drunk, I have to work at 9am, and I just wanna cuddle.

WVU lost, I’m still drunk, I have to work at 9am, and I just wanna cuddle.

Notes
3
Posted
20 hours ago

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

(Source: betterlucknext, via a-cumberbatch-of-cookies)

Notes
106163
Posted
20 hours ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter