My name is Olivia Kay Porter. I'm 21 years old. I'm a bad person. I like superheros, attractive people, and food. In other words, I'm five years old. My blog is a cluster fuck of random shit. "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
WVU lost, I’m still drunk, I have to work at 9am, and I just wanna cuddle.
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.