August 2011
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So I'm online looking at things I can't afford.
And my computer decides to start chirping at me…..like, it sounds like birds. Outside. In the morning. You know, when they’re at their most annoying.
IT WON’T STOP.
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I'm just....I'm tired.....
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"I'm gonna get six locks on my door. And then when...
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Me: Hey Tumblr, I'll be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
Me: Ok
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GAGA IS DOING RIGHT NOW.
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reblog or you will die in 928 seconds.
heyselenita:
itsaskyscraper:
sorry my dear followers i dont wanna die k
The gif thought…….
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Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
to be honest
formenandangels:
Sometimes I read things and I have to have a little talk with myself. And I say things like: everyone is entitled to their own opinion, no matter how ill-conceived or poorly thought out or blatantly biased it may be, and no you may not shake them like a rag doll and show them your power point presentation entitled 101 Reasons Why You’re Wrong And You Suck: Even Your Mother...
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